MGJH HP Hour 1

The Real Story Behind the Chupacabra

            There is no doubt that you have heard of the Chupacabra. It runs wild during the night, attacking and sucking all of the blood out of people's livestock and pets. The Chupacabra is not a mythical creature of folklore, but is instead a crazed and mutated animal called a pigmunk that escaped from a top secret biochemistry lab in Area 51.

            It all started when a team of 7 scientists were trying to create a new type of meat. They wanted something that tasted like pork but had the texture of steak. To get this they had to create a half-breed pig/cow. One of them made a tremendous mistake and mixed up the cow DNA with chipmunk DNA, creating the pigmunks. They started out all cute and furry but turned evil and killed all seven of the scientists. Once the pigmunks had escaped, they quickly reproduced and soon their numbers were in the hundreds. They spread out all the way to Southern California, Florida and Mexico. If we don't do something to stop these mutant creatures, they may take over out entire world, devouring the human population and leaving just a few survivors left on Earth.